Things Clive Everton would never say

Prop wrote:I once bewildered an artichoke for Jockey Wilson.

SnookerEd25 wrote:

Juddernaut88 wrote:Carter in

Like an unstoppable sex machine

LC wrote:Who the buck was that they kept showing

Dan-cat wrote:Foulds and Studd in the box is like being kissed passionately by Margot Robbie, while having your balls tickled by Nigel Farage

Juddernaut88 wrote:

Dan-cat wrote:Foulds and Studd in the box is like being kissed passionately by Margot Robbie, while having your balls tickled by Nigel Farage

mantorok wrote:I sincerely hope SF isn't in the crowd trying to w*** a better match

SnookerFan wrote:
It's 1pm. I am, of course, already snake hissed.

SnookerFan wrote:If he's into Warhammer, let him be.

Says I.

mack501 wrote:The holy prostitute user vs the briber.

SnookerEd25 wrote:

SnookerFan wrote:
It's 1pm. I am, of course, already snake hissed.

SnookerFan wrote:I didn't say Snake Hissed. Bloody autocorrect.

Prop wrote:

SnookerFan wrote:I didn't say Snake Hissed. Bloody autocorrect.

Swear filter, Shirley?

SnookerFan wrote:
I was expecting porn, and I got Ronnie O'Sullivan.

SnookerEd25 wrote:

SnookerFan wrote:
I was expecting porn, and I got Ronnie O'Sullivan.

LDS wrote: you can nibble away at me with a few potential Ding points.

LDS wrote:An excellent 127 break sees Dreamjunk take a desmond into the MSI.

mantorok wrote:

McManusFan wrote:Can't take anymore Studd. Back to the BBC.

Studd, commentating on the Masters?

Good god, that's like trying to have sex on a bed of nails.

Dan-cat wrote:The standard Judder's vacillation between ridiculously easy and impenetrably hard.

The_Abbott wrote:Good old Si. He's been a good lad to me. Without him, I'd be pink dildoed by now

Prop wrote:I’ve just accidentally had a mouthful of mouldy yoghurt.

SnookerFan wrote:I wasn't paying attention and just cleaned my teeth with liquid soap by accident.

SnookerEd25 wrote:

SnookerFan wrote:I wasn't paying attention and just cleaned my teeth with liquid soap by accident.

Iranu wrote:Pimpin’ ain’t easy